About us

At McKallaster, we craft products that not only elevate your life, but also speak to your unique style in an angry Scottish accent. Our mission is to merge ethical craftsmanship with unbiased football opinions, offering you products that not only feel soft against your skin, but also give you something to shout out when you burn your fingers getting a battered paella out of the fryer.

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Don't Settle for Ordinary Tee Shirts

Tired of dull and generic Tee Shirts that add nothing to your patter? Our Tee Shirts are guaranteed to help you find your inner McKallaster. Crafted from ethically sourced cotton, they add a touch of Scottish misery to your everyday life, transforming your everyday interactions into a nightmare of bitterness and resentment.

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Versatile Style

Step into your kitchen sanctuary and leave behind the mundane. Daily rituals become extraordinary when you have to wipe up the mess on the carpet caused by kicking over a can of Tennent's Lager with the softness of a McKallaster Quotes Collection Tea Towel.

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McKallaster T Shirt - Scotchsport - US Store

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  • Diego Maradona

    The Hand of God only touches two things. A football and a McKallaster Tea Towel.

  • Scott McTominay

    Perfect for handling paella, tapas, or even deep fried gazpacho soup.

  • 1966 Russian Linesman

    From what I can see, these tea towels look absolutely fine.